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Oh my god, oh my. Man, how am I getting all these mines, dude?
How am I getting all these gems? Holy shit, balls. *Crowd laughs*
Woo!Oh my gosh.Oh my gosh, dude, $100.Oh my god, man.
Let's fucking go, dude. Dude, I can call my dude.
I can go get an eighth or something,
and still have a bunch of game of money left over.
Let's fucking go. Oh, rip-a-roony.
Oh, we gotta go for the other one.
We gotta go for another.
There she is.Yes, sir.
Yeah!
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
That's what I'm talking about right there, dude.
Alright, I don't know if I can leave a good slot or something.
Man, losing this, too.Oh, my God.
Okay, we're good. We're fine. We're chilling.
We're chilling like a villain, my boy.
No! I can't lose another one. I can't lose another one.Man, fuck off. I was like, \Do $100.\""
I'm such a fucking idiot. Oh my fucking God,
Man, oh my God, man. That's so crazy, man.
Fuck my life, dude. Fuck my life, dude.
What do you think happened? I mean if you had to take a wild guess, what do you think happened?
Oh, that's right. I lost it all. You're a fucking idiot.
You know, it's like that. It's like that. It's a break.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
FUK MY LIF
FUK MY LIEF
FUK MY LIFE
FUK MY LIFE
FUK FUK FUK
FUK FUK FUK
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
FUK MY LIFE
VEE VEE VEE VEE VEE VEE
FUK MY LIF
FUK MY LIFEEE
FUK MY LIFE
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2. |
RATS
03:15
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RATS RATS RATS RATS
ALL AROUND ME I SEE RATS
RATS RATS RATS RATS
THEY WATCH ME FROM THE WALLS
RATS RATS RATS RATS
THEY SCRATCH ME ON MY BALL
RATS RATS RATS RATS
MODS, SWEEP UP THOSE RATS!
i got an average sized Willy and I'm gonna treat the moms alright
yeah i tapped a rats mom and bitch you know that shid was tight
drop a 5 pack for an unban and i'll maybe let you lick the dirt off my palm
RATS RATS RATS RATS
ALL AROUND ME I SEE RATS
RATS RATS RATS RATS
THEY WATCH ME FROM THE WALLS
RATS RATS RATS RATS
THEY CHASE ME THROUGH THE HALL
RATS RATS RATS RATS
MODS, SWEEP UP THOSE RATS!
Yeah, get in the bin! IN THE BIN WITH YA!
I JUST SMOKED A FAT CRACK ROCK
A CRACK BOULDER, YOU COULD SAY
BOSSMANJACK IS HERE
AND THE RATS
HE.
WILL.
FLAY!
(put some heavy drums breakdown here plz)
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
RATS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN
DROP A 5 PACK
BANBANBANBAN BANANA BANBANBAN
shut the fuk up ya little rat-a-tooey rat,
ratRatRATRAAAAAATRAAAAAATRAAAAAATratratratratRATratRATRATRATratratRATrat
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shut the fuk up ya little rat a tooey rat,
shut the fuk up ya little rat a tooey rat,
shut the fuk up ya little rat a tooey rat,
YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY??
oooooh ooo ah-ah ah-ah
DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY??
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
I JUST BROKE A DINING ROOM CHAIR
MY DAD IS GONNA BE SO PISSED AT ME
BRO
DUDE OH MY GOD DUDE
MY DAD IS GONNA BE SO PISSED
AND THAT'S FUNNY??
BROOOO FUK MY LIF FCUKUM M'LIFE
oooooooo
oo ah-ah ah-ah
I JUST BROKE A DINING ROOM CHAIR
MY DAD IS GONNA BE SO PISSED AT ME
BRO
DUDE OH MY GOD DUDE
MY DAD IS GONNA BE SO PISSED
AND THAT'S FUNNY??
BROOOO FUK MY LIF FCUKUM M'LIFE
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Soda Pressed, Bro
02:11
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Can anybody please help me man?
Come on bro, I give so much back to the community all the time.
Please somebody, help me, come on maaaannnnn, please bro, i'm begging you
please bro
help
just a little juice?
a little juicer for the bossman?
please bro?! PLEASE BRO?! I SAID PLEASE BRO?!
COME THE FUCK ON!!
SOME ONE?!?
Please
lift a finger, some one?
NOT ONE OF YOU
YOU ARE ALL RATS
NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU WILL LIFT EVEN A LITTLE PINKY FINGER TO HELP
FUK MY COMMUNITY, FUK MY LIFE
FUK MY COMMUNITY, FUK MY LIFE
sorry bros, i'm just so, i'm just so,
sorry bros, i'm just so, i'm just so
sorry bros, i'm just soda pressed
soda pressed, bros
i'm just soda pressed
soda pressed, bros
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Oh, hehrow Bowss Man, how are youuu?
Jacky coming backy from China wit massive dear for youuuu!
with a ching and a chong
ruvv me awr night wrong
first you depo awr yor munny
then i take you munny
china #1
oh hehrow bowss man, good to seeing you again
this is china man jacky, yo numbah one fwend
preeze come back to rainbet
give you good day-ree bonus, bowse man, eight hunnid dahrah a day, bahss man.
preeze hehrow to you, bossman (ahhhh)
preeze hehrow to you, bossman (waterrerrererererergergegrgerreger)
preeze hehrow to you, bossman (oooooooo)
preeze hehrow to you, bossman (nihgurr)
preeze hehrow to you, bossman
preeze hehrow to you, bossman
preeze hehrow to you, bossman
preeze hehrow to you, bossman
china numbah wuan
bossman numbah two
nihgurr nihgurr nighurr hang from appur brossom tree
nihgurr nihgurr nighurr hang from cherry brossom tree
nihgurr nihgurr nighurr
wuhan gang for ryfe
onaytoienvoaenytonaeotnaeotnroyhaeogmvaoibrfngoraintgaomvboasihbodnigoadnghornhoadvmodvim
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Bishunomi
01:57
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bitch you know me, i'm getting down
bitch you know me, i ain't no clown
catch a ban if you disagree
bitch you know, bitch you know
bitch you know me, and i'm spittin bars
bitch you know me, return of jafar
yeah I'm bossman jack and I'm gonna go far
take a fat rip from the bong and see stars
bitch you know me, i'm squirtin on a milf
bitch you know me, my hands covered in filth
bitch you know me, bitch you know me, bitch you know me, bitch you know me, bitch you know me, drop a 5 pack for unban
bitch you know me, i'm the muhfuckin bossman!
bitch you know me, but i bet you wish I didn't, my rhymes are straight fire like a flame to a dentist
bitch you know me, bossman jack, always smoke crack
fuck a rat's mom right in the buttcrack
with my ballsack in the ball dough
bitch i don't know
bitch do you know?
bitch you know me bitch you know me
bish who is you?
bictch you know bitch you know bitch you know know know
bitch you know bitch you know bitch you knowknowknow
bitch you know bitch you know bitch you knowknowknow
bitch you know me comin straight from the underground
nihgurr nihgurr nihgurr bossman the clown
eddie is a rigger, but you know i'm a winner
bitch you know i'm droppin bars
bitch you know i'm robbin cars
smoke crack everyday
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6. |
:lossmanjack:
02:24
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FUCK MY LIFE DUDE, I JUST LOST IT ALL
I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
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7. |
Fuck My Life
00:25
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I hate my fucking life, dude
Fuck my life
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8. |
Gimme Da Juice
02:00
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gimme the juice baby
i need some juice
yeah, bitch, gimme da juice
rolled out of bed, checked my wallet
no LTC balance, but you could've called it
check the couch cushions over at stake
holy fucking shitballs, twenty dollars rake, rakeback
DAMN THAT RAKEBACK NICE!
8 mines, let's fucking go
hit a 64x on fucking keno
double chuck that thow wow
DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE
it's gone.
see you guys later, i fucking hate my life
i fucking hate my life
FUK MY LIFE FUK MY LIFE FUK FUK
FUK MY LIFE FUK MY LIFE FUK FUK FUK
FUK oooooooooh ahhhhhhh
OOOH FUK MY LIEF FCUK MY LEFI MY FUK LIKE MY LIFE FUK MY LIFE
FUK M LFIE FUK M LIEF FUK M FUK M FUK M V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V
BREAKDOWN!
gimme the juice baby
i need some juice
yeah, bitch, gimme da juice
FUK YOU RATS I HOPE YOU DIE
EDDIE IS A RIGGER! NIHGURR!
FUK YOU RATS I HOPE YOU DIE
EDDIE IS A RIGGER! NIHGURR!
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Derry Christmas
02:00
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crack rock melts, crack rock melts
derrick's on his way
he hides the rocks
inside his socks
till bossman shows the pay, HEY
cookin up yay oh
on a stormy winter night
that nihguh D and bossmanjack
be smokin crack tonight
choreboy prepped and burned
torch lighter shining bright
oh lord please let this shit be good
we smokin' rocks tonight
OH!
crack rock melts, crack rock melts
derrick's on his way
he hides the rocks
inside his socks
till bossman shows the pay, HEY!
Now lissun up mah nihggas, kneegrows and moe foes, this be Derrick Chrizzmus, the real O.G. lettin y'all know I'll drop a fifty dollar rock in your stocking fuh only twenty five diss chrizzmus!
Bossman needs more crack
Derrick rings him up
Nihgurr say "where da fuk my bread?"
And Bossman shits his pants
Lost it all, lost it all
No more crack today
Only got some carpet nugs
The good shits gone away HEY
Ay yo my nihguh hit up Derrick Chrizzmizz on da gram, cashapp for rocks, G
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I sold my Jeep for a crack rock, and a little gamba sesh
When I come up fat, think I'll buy me a Civic next
I owe out my entire Kick check, the juicers are all turning rat
Unless Eddie flips the switch, like a fucking bitch, I'll surely be up fat!
Bitch you know me, I love to gamba
Nihgurr, you know I love slots
Bitch you know me, I'm a gambler
I'll gamble until my body drops
Now Evil Eddie, you son of a bitch
I saws you lookin' at that ol' switch
Gonna make me fucking lose it all
Yup there it goes, FUK MY LIFE! I just lost it all!
FUKMYLIFE
FUKMYLIFE
FUK MY LIEF
FUK ME LIFE
FCUK EM ILEF
FUKUM E LIFF
FUK MY LIFE
AHHHH!
Ok, now I'm back, I am calm now, sorry chat, I didn't mean it
I just get emotional some times
You know, a real man shows his emotions
I'm not a fake bitch like some other streamers
Gambling with fake money
I'm all raw, real balance here, baby
Suck my hairy ballsack if you think Bossmanjack plays with fake money
Eddie is a rigger
I FUKING HAYT RIGGERS
Bitch you know me, I love to gamba
Nihgurr, you know I love slots
Bitch you know me, I'm a gambler
I'll gamble until my body drops
FUK MY LIFE, FUK MY LIFE
FUK MY LIFE, VEE, FCUK ME LIF,
VEE VEE, FUK MI LIEF, VEE VEE VEE VEE, FUK MY LIFE FUK MY LIFE DUUDE DUUUUUUUDE BRO OH MY GOD DUUUUUDE, FUK MY LIFE!
OOO OOH OO OOO FUK MY LIFE!
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11. |
Ode To Nora
02:40
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I journeyed to Stake dot U S
And there I saw my new queen
A pretty little asian named Nora
Come on Nora, baby, ssquirt for me
She dealt me a perfect pair of 8's
My sidebets gonna pay real fat
I split them pairs and then doubled
Two twenty-ones, bitch we're up fat!
Oh that dirty bitch Nora, she flips her card face up,
now she's got fourteen.
Next card she draws is a seven
BRO I CAN'T FUKING BELIEVE IT
A FUKING PUSH?!?! FUK YOU NORA!
FUK YOU BITCH!
STUPID HO! LICK MY HAIRY BALLSAK!
So I went to a new table, and rats start to surround me. Derrick Xmas to my left, ratdad to my right, oh fuk they're placing bets, gotta get the chat room out of sight.
Don't these weirdos have anything better to do?
Not one fucking thing?
ALL IN BAYBEE!
NOOO!!
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING STUPID
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING STUPID
I'M GONNA DO
I'M GONNA DO
I"M GONNA DOOOOO SOMETHING STUPID
Oh wait I still have 500 in the vault, hahaha I am so high guys, wow. I totally forgot. Alright let's double chuck this on Limbo. NO! IT'S ALL GONE! FUK YOU EDDIE! RIGGER! FUK YOU STAKE! BUNCH OF RIGGERS! vrpomspeotihmpeawrjhypewtrhjprewmvbpemhptegoimvbprev,epro,vpetjnbpeajgpar,mewvpmetrphietjnhpaemrvpre,avpore,agopejhbpoitenmhpietmpabmep,vprefov,
FUK MY LIF
FUK MY LIEF
FUK MY LIFE
FUK MY LIFE
FUK FUK FUK
FUK FUK FUK
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
FUK MY LIFE
VEE VEE VEE VEE VEE VEE
FUK MY LIF
FUK MY LIFEEE
FUK MY LIFE
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12. |
Ballad For alys0n
02:50
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ooooooooooooooo
ooooh, alyson
you sold me noods
i paid too much
you fuked other dudes
had a kid or two
but i still love you
oooooooooooooooo
ooooooh alyson
doobee doobee doo doobee doo
dit dit diddin, duh duh dit dit,
duh dittin, duh dit, dit dit dit, duh dittin
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooh alyson
you came into my room
and cut your foot on broken glass
ahhhh allyson, i can't help but cry
when i think of dat ass
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooh alyson
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooh alyson
please come back to me, girl
you could be my whole world
we could go back to roonscape
and i'll leave eddie and stake
oooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooh allysonnnnnnnnnn
please send me booty pics for $50 dollars
bossman misses his little BPD roonscape e-whore
come back
sure do miss my roonscape e-girl
dit dit dittin, duh doobie doowahhh dipadoo ba dum tssssss
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooh alyson
you came into my room
and cut your foot on broken glass
ahhhh allyson, i can't help but cry
when i think of dat ass
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooh alyson
daddybossman misses you
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooh alyson
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooh alyson
you came into my room
and cut your foot on broken glass
ahhhh allyson, i can't help but cry
when i think of dat ass
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooh alyson
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooh alyson
please come back to bossdaddy babygirl, i know you didn't really sell nudes to Wigg, i know that wihgger didn't mean anything to you. he doesn't even juice me anymore. come back baby, it will be better this time, i swear. last one baby, last one and then I go to slots.
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13. |
My Final Felt
02:54
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we pray unto the lord
the lord of gamba
raise your mighty arm
and grant me luck
we pray unto the lord
the mighty lord of gamba
drop another cat
drop another cat
ree trigg, baby, ree trigg
DROP A REE TRIGG
oooooooooooo oooo oo oo
din da bin rats in da bin da din dit dit diddy dit dip wah aaaaah aaaah aaah aah
din da bin rats in da bin da din dit dit diddy dit dip wah aaaaah aaaah aaah aah
we praise unto the lord
the lord of gamba
walk with me lord,
as i approach the felt
we praise unto the lord
the highest power of luck
hath sacrificed his last juice
for I can sin again
oooooooooooo oooo oo oo
din da bin rats in da bin da din dit dit diddy dit dip wah aaaaah aaaah aaah aah
GET IT TWISTED πͺ , GAMBLE β
. PLEASE START GAMBLING π . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT π° AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY π . YOU WILL PROFIT π° , YOU WILL WIN β οΈ. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT π― , YOU UNDERSTAND β οΈ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE π΅ π AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE π€―
GET IT TWISTED πͺ , GAMBLE β
. PLEASE START GAMBLING π . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT π° AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY π . YOU WILL PROFIT π° , YOU WILL WIN β οΈ. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT π― , YOU UNDERSTAND β οΈ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE π΅ π AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE π€―
we pray unto the lord
the mighty lord of gamba
drop another cat
drop another cat
ree trigg, baby, ree trigg
DROP A REE TRIGG
the lord of gamba
walk with me lord,
as i approach the felt
I know he will flip that switch
and I will be felted, forever.
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